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Polish your bald pate before stepping out in the sun and catch people unawares in the glare. Let your head reflect your surroundings, use this Bald Head Polisher to keep your head well polished, glinting and reflecting the urban landscape like a mirror. We are exaggerating, as usual, but this polisher, which comes complete with an extendable hand mirror, is capable of giving your bald head the ultimate shine. This is for those who wish to grow old with humour and grace, not for cantankerous old wheezers who throw the bathtub at you at the slightest perceived insult. Gift this to someone who has aged and has lost most of his hair in the process. It will teach him to look at the funny side of things.