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If you are the sensitive kind, you may desire to avert your eyes now - for what we are about to show you could be a ghastly sight for your eyes to behold. But, for those of you with a messed up sense of humour (we mean messed up in the best way possible), this profanity pen are perfect for you. What other pen could you possibly desire other than this pen? A pen with laughter causing messages imprinted onto it! It may even cause pen snatchers to return your pen in disgust, a bonus for you - not so much for them, unless they want a pen saying ' Hands off you thieving Tw*t', a constant reminder of the crime they have committed.
If you are feeling extra generous today, why not gift one of these to someone on their special day. After all who wouldn't want a pen with a naughty saying on the side, just make sure they have the same sense of humour as you - and no one opens it in front of their Grandparents!