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Hand Blended Tea Leaves

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Having a bad day? Just want everyone to Calm the F**k Down? Mind racing, and all you want to do is Go the F**k to Sleep? Want to give your boss or annoying co-worker a big cup of Shut the F**k Up? Well...now you can. With these brilliant Tea Leaves you can relax, kick back and fu***ng relax! Sencha, Liquorice and Peppermint will help you Calm the F**k Down, Chamomile and Peppermint will help you Go the F**k to Sleep and Chai Masala will help if you need someone to Shut the F**k Up! Buy them individually to suit your needs, or buy them as a collection for when life is getting very stressful


  • Comes in three brilliant (and hilarious) styles:
  • Calm The F**k Down - Sencha, Liquorice & Peppermint
  • Go The F**k To Sleep - Chamomile & Peppermint 
  • Shut The F**k Up - Chai Masala
  • Buy them separately or together for when life gets tough
  • Great presents for the office
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Hand Blended Tea Leaves

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