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Why don’t squirrels wear underpants? If you ask them, they will say nobody thought to ask them until now. They weren’t expelled from the Garden of Eden, they have no knowledge of good and evil, they only know where acorns can be found and that is all the knowledge they need to get on in this world. Underpants? Of what use would that be? You say try one on and see how you feel. Grumbling, the squirrel complies. Feels okay, the squirrel says, grudgingly, but what do I do for toilet breaks? You are stumped for an answer. You didn’t think squirrels had civic hygiene problems. You go back to the drawing board…Meanwhile you recommend your product to hamsters, frogs and gerbils too. Underpants everybody!