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Motox will do for you what Botox couldn’t – it will turn you into a kangaroo! You can hop around in the Outback secure in the knowledge that those wrinkles and that flab won’t show anymore unless you stop hopping! Motox gives you motor skills apart from taking care of your age benighted body. You will be able to do the Fosbury flop at 6½ metres, do the sprint at under 10 seconds and pump iron for 90 minutes flat. Look at this plunger! Doesn’t it look mean? It sure does and it means business too! With motox, you will be able to fly, as some pigs in the vicinity are known to have done when they were young.
If you’ve been taking the above paragraph seriously, you need some counseling. Motox is a gag! Play it on others!