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Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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How do you achieve a state of total relaxation and tranquillity? Well, you could spend years chanting mantras and banging bongo drums. Or try becoming a Tibetan monk.


Or, if you can’t be arsed with that, you could just make yourself a soothing cup of Calm the Fuck Down Tea. Yep, it does exactly what it says on the tin - the refreshing herbal mix is specially designed to punch stress in the face.


The blend includes chamomile and liquorice to create the cuppa equivalent of a big comforting hug. It’s the ideal for anyone who gets stressed as fuck…which is everyone.


Mad Fact: Indian Holy man, Maujgiri Maharaja, spent 17 years standing up to find ‘oneness’. He slept by propping himself against a plank.







    • Size: 7cm x 7cm x 10cm


    • Ingredients: Rooibos, Camomile, Linden petals, Passion flower petals, Lemon balm, Lemon Verbena leaves, Anise, Cinnamon, Orange pieces, Oat Straw, Hops


    • Caffeine free


    • Package dimensions (cm): 7 (H) x 7 (W) x 10 (D)


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