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How do you achieve a state of total relaxation and tranquillity? Well, you could spend years chanting mantras and banging bongo drums. Or try becoming a Tibetan monk.
Or, if you can’t be arsed with that, you could just make yourself a soothing cup of Calm the Fuck Down Tea. Yep, it does exactly what it says on the tin - the refreshing herbal mix is specially designed to punch stress in the face.
The blend includes chamomile and liquorice to create the cuppa equivalent of a big comforting hug. It’s the ideal for anyone who gets stressed as fuck…which is everyone.
Mad Fact: Indian Holy man, Maujgiri Maharaja, spent 17 years standing up to find ‘oneness’. He slept by propping himself against a plank.