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Don't Sweat It

Published by Jake Smith

Hey, Fatty McButterpants! Congratulations on your new workout regime! We see you at the gym every day: spinning, dancing up a storm in Zumba; clambering onto the equipment like one possessed, grunting along with us fellow fatties who are trying desperately to regain that "summer body" that only becomes more elusive as we age.  Read more...

#Spandex, #Gym, #SummerBody, #TheNewNormal, #Beast, #StayCool, #Terrycloth, #Clay, #Oldies, #Pokémon, #Zumba

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Wedged between the rocks and a cold place

Published by Jake Smith

Granddad keeps a bottle of whisky in the fridge. Why? Because he likes his whisky chilled, he says, and he hates diluting perfectly good whisky with ice cubes. We questioned him about this one afternoon when we were looking for a place to put the milk carton...  Read more...

#Whisky, #Iceberg, #CocktailGlass, #Grouse, #Wedge. #Drink, #OnTheRocks

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Not very high, and yet very dry? You need the Freedom Flask!

Published by Jake Smith

Don't you just hate it when you go to a sporting event or concert and there's a "no bottles" rule? Who in their right mind wants to go enjoy an event without liquid refreshment? Not us, that's for certain, but we found ourselves high and dry last year when we took a little excursion to Croke Park in Dublin for an Ed Sheeran concert and discovered that the party atmosphere that surrounds any good rock show is more difficult to manage than we thought.  Read more...

#Smuggle, #SmuggleYourBooze, #FestivalSeason, #Freedom, #Confiscate, #Gig, #Concert

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Sloths of Unusual Size

Published by Jake Smith

Couch surfers. Every house has one. Some are amateurs, and some are SUS's (Sloths of Unusual Size). The SUS is a pro who stealthily stakes their claim to one end or the other of the sofa and cannot be budged for months or sometimes even years.  Read more...

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St. Patrick’s Day: the fun’s about to begin!

Published by Jake Smith

'Tis a sure sign of spring as everything starts to green up and that reminds us that Saint Patrick's Day is close, and that made us remember that it's time to take stock of what's left of the wines and spirits after a long, dreary winter. Also, we love Saint Paddy's Day around here, for it gives us a good excuse to take up all sorts of shenanigans while honoring our Irish brothers and sisters. After all, isn't it a day when we all become a little bit Oirish?  Read more...

#Ireland, #SaintPatrick, #Apple, #TheUnicorns, #Guinness, #Canada, #Wine, #Unicorn, #Beer, #FourLeafClover, #PlasticPaddy, #WBYeats, #Liqueur,

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